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The hotel has been
booked - and aeroplain too
The packing is all
that is left now to do.
He says "I'll pack
a T-shirt and pair of good jeans
It's forecast good
weather for the weekend it seems."
A clean shirt to
wear with his only good suit -
Flat slip-on
shoes? Or perhaps cowboy boot?
But she is quite
different - she cannot decide -
Has made a long
list as her packing guide!
There's slinky wee
dresses (actually four!)
If this break was
longer there'd probably be more.
Fake fur coat in
case it should suddenly turn cold
Three 'hi-powered'
suits for dressing quite bold,
Blouses and
trousers for the odd shopping spree -
Take five set -
well - she must have at least three!
Each outfit of
course must have its own shoes
So she takes 12
pair 'cos she just cannot choose!
One case alone
resembles a mobile lingerie shop
And he prays to
God that those hinges don't pop!
She takes the
hair-dryer plus a set of curling tongs
Plus all sorts of
stuff that reeks and that pongs!
There is oils,
there is lotions, gels, balms and creams
Which she can't
live without anymore so it seems.
There is stuff for
the eyes, for the lips and the nose
And there's stuff
for the places that only God knows!
Next thing she's
screaming that she almost forgot -
She's packed
'only' four handbags and they're not so hot!
She packs a whole
load of stuff like broaches and rings
In a big silver
box with some other weird things.
Well - that is
it......she has packed all that she needs.
If not...she'll
buy when she gets there she proudly concedes!
Her husband's a
wreck - he is bent low with the load
Will she carry
just one bag?? Huh! Will she be blowed!
But he thinks
himself lucky as she turns round and says
"Next time we
should go for a fortnight instead of two days!"
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