Model chatroom

Model chatroom

I popped into a chat room to have a little chat
To see who was in there and who was into what.
The room was full of people with names like Happy Jack
There was Beefcake, Marble Eye and even Simply Black.

Someone asked me what my name was and if I was having fun,
So I told them I was Maggie and that I was twenty-one,
And was delighted I could join them 'cos I had a lot to say
But they said if I got boring then I would have to go away!!

I said "Now listen - I'm a model - I don't get spoken to like that -
And I think you're very privileged that I have come to chat -
'Cos this keyboard's playing havoc with my freshly polished nails
But I think you group of pheasants will be impressed with all my tales!"

Beefcake asked if I was kidding or sat here getting high!
And I just can't repeat the comment that I got from Marble Eye!!
"Take your hook and sling it and for God's sake don't come back!"
Are the only words that's printable from the one called Happy Jack!

As they couldn't hear me screaming or see me stamp my foot -
I said I was disgusted and where their Chat Room they could put!
I don't need their silly Chat Room full of people you can't see
Because - I've bought a gilded mirror so I can just sit and chat to me!!